The top reasons why, backwards day or not, one should never where their jeans backwards…
That is not the way they were made to be worn and therefore not how they work best.
It makes using the bathroom more complicated.
Because using the bathroom takes longer than usual it can cause you to get behind in your work.
The day you decide to wear them backwards you are going to need to use the bathroom more than usual.
Having a belt buckle in the middle of your back makes leaning against a wall very uncomfortable.
People look at you funny.
People ask you how you got them on, and they want an answer.
People ask you if you have used the bathroom yet.
If you answer yes then they ask how it went.
People wish you luck when they see you going into a bathroom.
Guys ask you if wearing them backwards is uncomfortable and how you walk. Well to start off with I pick up one foot and put in front of the other…
During lunch someone will mention to the others at your table that you are wearing your jeans backwards. A few minutes later as you are leaving they will burst out laughing and make comments like…” O my gosh now I cannot stop staring at her butt!”
The top reason? Because as you are walking AWAY from your boss one of your co-workers will point out to him that you have gotten into the spirit and are wearing your clothing backwards and did he notice that you are even wearing your jeans backwards? Your boss will let out a sound like a cough mixed with a chuckle and you KNOW it so not your backwards shirt he is looking at… AWKWARD!

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